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The right lubricant changes everything
with a playful twist that fits the occasion
and this one earns that moment without trying too hard
and battery power means it is always ready when she is
It sits firmly and does not shift around
Weenie Linguine Penis Pasta Discreet Vibrators The right lubricant changes everythingThis is exactly what it sounds like: pasta shaped like tiny penises, packaged as a gag gift for bachelor and bachelorette parties. It cooks like any other pasta and comes with instructions from the fictional Chef Weenie, which is half the fun. The shape holds up in boiling water and pairs with whatever sauce you would normally use. It is a reliable party starter that does not require much explanation once you set it on the table. Simple, food safe
